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DEPRESSION COOKING PLAY-BY-PLAY

• Zachary: I'M WATCHING AN OLD BITCH MAKE MEALS FROM THE DEPRESSION.
• Zachary: HOW DEPRESSING.
• Zachary: SHE'S GOT FUCKING EGGS AND A POTATO.
• Zachary: SHE SAYS DEPRESSION EVERY THIRTY SECONDS.
• Zachary: POTATOES AND HOT DOGS. HOT DAMN.
• Zachary: SHE COULDN'T AFFORD SOCKS IN HIGHSCHOOL.
• Zachary: FUCK.
• Zachary: BUT SHE COULD AFFORD THE FUCK OUT OF POTATOES.
• Zachary: NOW SHE WON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT POTATOES.
• Zachary: HER FATHER BOUGHT SACKS OF SHIT.
• Zachary: FUCK, SHE'S CUBING THE POTATOES.
• Zachary: ALL HER FRIENDS LOVER HER GODDAMN POTATOES.
• Zachary: SHE HAD TO FUCKING QUIT HIGH SCHOOL BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T HAVE FUCKING SOCKS.
• Zachary: SHE SAID, "That's sad."
• Zachary: SHE IS MAKING POTATOES.
• psoplayer: i love potatoes
• Zachary: ALL THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS ASK FOR THE POORMAN'S MEAL.
• Zachary: BECAUSE THEY ARE LOOKING FOR HANDOUTS.
• Zachary: FROM THE DEPRESSION.
• Zachary: BUT THEY LEAVE BECAUSE SHE TELLS HER BULLSHIT STORIES.
• Zachary: WHY IS SHE TALKING ABOUT HOTDOGS.
• Zachary: SHE WON'T STOP SAYING POORMAN'S MEAL.
• Zachary: SLOMO ZOOMIN OF HER GRANDSON'S BLACK AND WHITE PICTURE.
• Zachary: IT'S IN BLACK AND WHITE BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE COLORS IN THE DEPRESSION.
• Zachary: SHE HAD A GARDEN OF HER OWN.
• Zachary: ONE OF HER NEIGHBORS WOULD STEAL HER SHIT FROM THE GARDEN.
• Zachary: SHE GOT FUCKING PISSED.
• Zachary: SHE IS FUCKING TOUCHY.
• Zachary: NOW SHE'S PUTTING TOMATO SAUCE.
• Zachary: THEN, SHE ADDS THE FUCKING HOT DOGS WITH THE POTATOES.
• Zachary: IF THE POTATOES ARE COOKED, THEN THEY ARE DONE.
• Zachary: HER HOT DOGS ARE BENDING.
• psoplayer: oh, i always wondered when my potatoes are done
• Zachary: ADD WATER SO THE POTATOES ARE SOFT BECAUSE HER TEETH SUCK BECAUSE SHE SOLD THEM IN THE DEPRESSION.
• Zachary: SOME GUY JUST ATE THEM LIKE A FAGGOT.
• Zachary: DEPRESSION MUSIC!!!
• Zachary: PEOPLE ARE EATING HER SHITTY FOOD.
• Zachary: THEY AREN'T TALKING.
• Zachary: NOW THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE.
• Zachary: NOW IT'S OVER.